Alright, partner, step right up and mosey on in! Welcome to the West Coast Starship Company, where dreams of the cosmos are always in stock!

Howdy, folks, I'm Jebediah, your trusty space-age wrangler.

Been in the starship business since the days when rockets were fueled with moonshine and space suits were made from buffalo hide.

Now, I know what you're thinking: "Jebediah, them spaceships ain't cheap!" And you're right, partner, but you get what you pay for!

You ain't gonna find a sturdier vessel for a better price, not even if you lassoed a comet and traded it for a bargain.

So, take a gander around, see what catches your eye.

Got everything from sleek little runabouts for a quick trip to the moon to hulking freightliners that can haul enough cargo to make a space station blush.

Don't be shy, ask questions, I've seen it all, from black holes to the moon landing... and let me tell ya, the moon landing wasn't nearly as impressive as the day I broke my leg trying to ride a space cow.

So, get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Don't forget to say hi to my loyal Space Coyote mascot, he loves a good ear scratch and a belly rub.

And hey, don't be stingy with the compliments, I always appreciate a kind word and a hefty down payment!